Everyone knows about the usual kinds of porn. But whether we’re out in public, at work, or whatever, we can’t always look at it. Thanks a lot Google Glass. So I thought I’d compile a top list for the best kinds of porn safe for viewing anywhere.
5. Instrument
Musical instruments are often beautiful and handcrafted. They can be made from elegant woods and contain incredible designs. Aside from the capability to produce lovely music and sound, the instruments themselves are often times works of art.
4. Animal
Number 4 on the list is not what it sounds like! No, animal porn does not involve any animals having sex. It is simply pictures of gorgeous animals. Perhaps it is an image of a creature you don’t often see, or maybe it’s just a picture of a cow making a funny face. Whatever it may be, animals can range from silly to stunning and are quite fun to look at.
3. Architecture
One of my personal favorite types of safe for work porn is definitely architecture. Whether it’s an old castle or a modern day skyscraper, architecture can be a marvel both visually and from an engineering standpoint. It is truly remarkable what society has been able to build from the ancient pyramids to cities like Dubai today.
2. Food
Runner-up is food porn. Everyone loves to eat food. It tastes great, and it’s a fun time to go out and try new things with friends. There are just so many options that there is something for everyone. But besides all that, some food can make your mouth water just by looking at it. Nothing makes me hungrier, for instance, than looking at a nice big juicy steak. And since I’ve now been looking at all of this food for the past hour, I think I’ll go get something to eat.
1. Earth
We’ve finally reached the end. Drum roll please. And the winner of the top 5 best safe for work porns is…Earth porn! We can sometimes forget that this planet of ours is as beautiful as it is. We get lost in suburbs and industrial wastelands. But remember, there’s a whole planet out there filled with beautiful nature and scenery. Earth porn is also great for inspiration to travel. I know I’ve certainly come across a lot of places I’d like to visit in my lifetime simply by browsing the internet and stumbling across a neat looking location.
So there it is. A list of completely safe porn for you to view wherever and whenever you want without anyone judging you. It may not be full of boobs, but the options on this list offer a lot of neat stuff to look at.
